Suicide attack?
Two saboteurs came into our compound tonight. They were small furry creatures determined to kill us and destroy our way of life. The two cats crawled under a transformer and bit through the wires killing all the power at Camp Justice. And that's when one of the cats caught on fire.
Our dog buck started barking, and that's when we noticed that the large transformer was engulfed in flames. We put the burning cat out with a fire extinguisher...three times. It just kept catching on fire. After the third time, the other cat crawled out and ran off, quite literally, still smoking. Other than that, not too much going on. Thank you everyone who has sent stuff. Anything I haven't needed has been given to other soldiers who do need it. Thank you everyone for your support.
Later,
Trey
posted by Trey at
8:06 PM
1 Comments:
Strange things with cats lately, as I just ran over an already dead one with my Bradley. Amazing how the laws of physics favor a 30 ton vehicle over a dead cat. How's it going Merrell? I am about to get married, your old battle buddy is enrolled in mandatory alcohol classes, and our old bookman, Super B, is in love with a Filipina hooker with a heart of gold... and it is really cold over here. I enjoy reading of your exploits, and I look forward to a tour of Portland in the near future. Isn't that where you're from? Haha. Take care of yourself buddy. I'll see you soon.
Parvo the Salty
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