If you're still reading after a title like that, I'm impressed with your fortitude. More pictures are on my other website. A quick warning, stop reading this posting at any point in time. It gets grosser by the line, only read what you can handle. That said, on to the laundry. I'm out of the clean stuff, and living in the dirty stuff. My laundry is done, but we've been out so much that I can't get to the laundry place while it's still open to reclaim my clothes! Oh well. It's not like they're going to stay clean when I wear them...
And now for the poop. This is a two part story. The plain gross will be first, then the funny part. We went to a part of town that had so much sewage in the road that it lapped up to the base of the doors on our trucks. And it wasn't just a small puddle, it was a series of puddles that were from 50 feet to 300 feet long, and were up to 24 inches deep. It was all bright green like antifreeze and had floating matter in it. I'm am SO grossed out. I don't know if anyone reading this is familiar with the story of the sand I dug up in Nice, France, but this smell was even worse than that one. (Mom, Dad, Rachel and Jim, now you know I'm serious!) I nearly puked off the roof of my truck.
So here's the funny part about poop. There was this little naked baby playing beside his house, and he squatted down to pick up a rock. As he squatted he pooped right there between his feet. Like it was an afterthought while he was busy playing. He stood back up with the rock, and dropped it...right in his pile of poop. In order to pick it up, he moved over to the side, stepping in his poop. Then he picked up the rock, wiped it on himself, and walked through the poop. It was SO gross and SO funny. His parents were horrified. I wish I had some baby wipes with me to give to them. But it was funny. Now we know why babies wear diapers.
Know what? While we're on the subject, I'll throw in a freebie! This story is a true story from Sgt. Herrera who was in Afghanistan a year or so ago. They were out at this distant camp in the middle of the mountains. The place had like 2 porta-johns, and they'd been out in the hills for weeks. So he gets all excited about sitting on a toilet seat and gets in line. Once he's in and seated, that's when a mortar attack starts. The rounds started landing VERY close to his location. So, in order to save his life, he pulled up his pants and ran from the crapper...without wiping or finishing his work. There was poo spread all over his butt, leg, back and thighs. He ended up not being able to change clothes for several weeks after that. He was wearing his only T-Shirt, and cut off the entire bottom of it to clean himself off with. Now THAT is a war story! You can't make that stuff up.
If you're still reading and actually laughing, your name is Nick or Ox. Laters,
Trey